Hamlet and Crest

Hamlet was practising behind the stage
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To be or Not to be
or sometimes a little be
or not at all be
aaahhhh
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if while you are brushing your teeth, you see a little ant trapped in a drop of water, what will you do
well i have seen a little ant trapped in a drop of water fell from my hand
I felt responsible
!!! that was a drop from my hand
I ran and brought a magnifiying glass...and looked at the ant closely
at first i was happy cause i saw that it is swimming in the drop...and i felt relieved that i could build a swimming pool for God's creature
!
then i saw it doesnt really swim and its getting up side down
at that time i reckoned that i wasnt a welfare leader, but a potential killer
i ran out of the bathroom with Crest's bitter taste in my mouth
i called the firemen and explained that i need some help
they said do i know how to swim? I proudly replied yes!! they said can I jump in the water and help the person till they come ? I said no for some reason
they said what reason? I said I can't dive into a drop of water from my own wet hand
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they hang up the phone while nagging 'we have more important matters to deal with'
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I didnt give up I swear
I called 911
I said someone is drowning...they said why not getting help from fire men? I said they were useless! police said go and check if the person is still alive
I ran to the bath and took my magnifiying glass and chekced on the ant...it was like it was swimming in a weird way! I said the person can swim a little bit
police said we can't deal with the person who can swim and is partially fine still and is not dead..call us when you get sure he can't swim anymore or is already dead
!!!
I didnt know where else to call
the bitter taste of Crest in my mouth..like an acid melting my gums...
bastard
I went and called my church and said I need some help
they said that they can pray for a drowning person!!...I said ok keep praying and hang up the phone
I went to the bath again and checked on the ant....it was motion less
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I had to do something
I inserted my nail in the drop to help it out..but i cut the ant into half
ohhh jesus...not only a killer but an slayerrr
they called back from the church to see how the patient is and wanted to check if we need a Father for the last moments..or may be confesions??
I said nooooooooooooooooooooo
and I was so agitated
killer and slayer at the same time
bitter taste of Crest
I looked at my nail...a half ant was glued to it and the other half was in the water
I washed the first half off my hand and down the drain
and with a tweeezer I fished the other half out of the water
and washed it off too
was so anxious
killer slayer and no crime scene
I felt a pain in my gums....
the phone rang
it was from church
they insisted on sending a Father over
I had to say yes otherwise they would suspect me and i didnt want to face the police
!!!
I said yes thank you and gave my full address
were'nt even smart enouh to give the wrong house number for God's sake!!!
hey I was killer and slayer how could I think wisely
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Father would come in 10 minutes
I had no ant
my gum was burnt
just an empty drop with a leg of an ant in it
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I ran into the garden
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found another ant
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hurried back in
and inserted the new one in the drop
.......and
........ waited for the Father
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hey
if you see an ant caught in a drop of water while you are brushing your teeth,
what will you do
???